an ill keep on rock an rollin till my jeans explode

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:34:27 GMT

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Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:16:43 GMT

i slept like 30 hours and im still exhasted.

the good news is im not dead anymore and i cant hear ciggarette ash hit the carpet anymore.

acid is just terrible stuff.

i can't wait to see you.

here comes the summer!

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:03:21 GMT

so yea punk.i think im takin this entire week of work off.

cause
1.best friends that i get jobs with me that used to give me a ride are shady bitches and we do not associated with shady bitches.
2.my friend jess i get a ride with is outta town all week
3.it is spring break.
4.i for one would rather spend my nights with the boys and the cute one and a maddog filled with everclear and wake up confused with a stomped on throat.

whats going on tonight babies?

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:28:10 GMT

boy you drive my heart crazy.

ya know ya gotta go even though you say ya dont.everything has just gone wrong.just gone wrong

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:26:35 GMT

i thought that he was real.i thought that he could feel.

you just aren't worth it!

goodbye lovely boy.

break starts friday.here is a dedication to spring break and warmness.this is me at the north avenue beach rubbing muddy sand on my self after a large intake of skoll and screaming about how sexy i am.magicly bablicious.

tall skinny longhaired boys that adore things such as waynes world quotes,ice cream,face melting guitar solos,dinosaurs,taco bell,kitties,the ramones and dead stuff, please proceed at once.

P.s.
marsh don't forget to name your scorpion princess cuddles.

• R E L A T I O N S H I P S • ¥ •
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: i like the strapping young fellows.and sometimes kissing shauna and punching her in the boobs.what can i say i am a romantic.
Who are your best friends?: smelly shauna, cool conor,sassy sarah,gaudy gauger, macho mercurio, jammin jason, musclely marsh,pumkinhead pat, interesting inti,the rest of the lads
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no thanks im driving.
What is your longest relationship?: a year. i was drunk for 11 1/2 months of it though
What was your shortest relationship?probobly like a few days.im a popular guy.
• ¥ • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • ¥ •
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: resale
Any tattoos or piercing:schnoz and loads of terrible tattooes
What is your sexiest outfit: snakeskin plastic pants, spice girl inspired 8 in platforms, tee shirt that bares the words barbie-QT.ha! get it?! barbie-Q-t!!!!
What is your most comfortable outfit?: nothing
What do you usually wear?: my punk
• ¥ • S P E C I F I C S • ¥ •
Do you do drugs? : a sensual massage?
What kind of shampoo do you use?: dove
What are you most scared of?: dying alone.i mean boogers and boys germs.
What are you listening to right now:dudes talkin
Who is the last person that called you?: conor?shauna?
Where do you want to get married?: one day
How many buddies are online right now?: i have no friends
What would you change about yourself?: i wouldnt be a bi-polar raving lunatic
• ¥ • F A V O R I T E S • ¥ •
Colors: oreos
food: tacos
Girls names: trixie
Boys names: rex
Subjects in school: photography.sex ed.
Animals: kitties
• ¥ • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • ¥ •
Given anyone a bath?: no but bubsy gave conor one
Smoked?: lamf
Bungee jumped?:one day.i hate falling though so you gotta push me
Made yourself throw up?: i like putting fingers and sharpies down other peoples throats,but not mine.
Skinny-dipped?: nah
Ever been in love?: yea yea
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: hell yes
Pictured your crush naked?: i picture everyone naked
Cried when someone died?: yep
Lied: never
Fallen for your best friend?: nah.have you seen my friends?
Been rejected?: yea
Rejected someone?: calm down!
Used someone?: haha i like that.
Done something you regret?: nope

• ¥ • C U R R E N T • ¥ •
Clothes: jeans.coat.skid row shirt.black keds.punk i know i know
Music: nata
Annoyance: im a total goon who cannot pass the constitution test
Smell: computer lab
Desktop picture: blue
CD in player: shangri-las, strokes,the only ones-sleep music
DVD in player: rock an roll high school
• ¥ • L A S T | P E R S O N • ¥ •
You touched: conor an shauna.we had a 3 people spooning party
Hugged: conor
You IMed: mercurio
You yelled at: conor and shauna.they were annoying and made a fort without me and drew pictures of me marrying skinheads and concieving skinhead babies complete with little boots.

• ¥ • A R E | Y O U • ¥ •
Understanding: depends on the person an shit they are sayin
Open-minded: not with what i like, but sometimes
Arrogant: yes
secure: i work shit hours.in a few months you could all catch me in a box off damen.i also do not have a big black boyfriend so id say no.
Random: always
Hungry: nah just ate
Smart: yes, though i tend to do the not thinkin before you talk thing.
Moody: always
Hard working: never
Organized: kinda sorta idonno perhaps
healthy: not one bit
Shy: nope
Difficult: always
Attractive: always
Obsessed: with the ramones forever
Angry: yes
Sad: depends
Happy: yea yea!
Hyper: depends
Trusting: yea an nah

• ¥ • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • ¥ •
Kill?: brendan frasier
Slap: shauna's donger
Get really wasted with?: everyone! now now!
Get high with?: everyone
Talk to offline: richard
Talk to online: no one
Sex it up with: a lovely boyfriend

• ¥ • R A N D O M • ¥ •
In the morning I: yell,pee,take a shower,complain,make wierd loud noises
All you need is: the ramones
Love is: goofy
I dream about: really kooky shit
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: hair an shoes

• ¥ • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ¥ •
Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
Flowers or candy: airheads and lollipops!!!
Tall or short: Tall!!!

• ¥ • W H O • ¥ •
Makes you laugh the most: shauna and my lovely men
Makes you smile: the lovely men, shauna, the ramones
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: boys i like to have big crushes on make me wanna hurl in the cutest way ever

• ¥ • D O | Y O U | E V E R • ¥ •
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to
IM you?: no
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: for the fact that i could dickslap people.YES
Wish you were younger: 17 is the best

Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:13:46 GMT

today my mom dropped me at school and instead of arguing the entire time i screamed alot (if you know me you know what i mean) of obsenities at passerbys and called all of my peers turds.
we then proceeded to discuss how we had songs stuck in our heads and i had queen an she had the dumb TJ max jingle from the commercial.
she continued to sing the jingle in a retarted voice and when she let me out she continued to scream it out of the window at rediculous volumes while she drove away.

its time like that when i really love my mom.

tonight is the soviettes with shauna kate an pat.the methadones are crap, and welp, i have no money for the bar because i like to blow it all on joey ramone pins and double cheeseburgers with keptchup and mayonaise only.

break starts on thurday.
time for sleeping in,makin lots of money and waking up holding hands with random friends.

see you babies later

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:56:57 GMT

i layed in bed till 3 am listening to the weezer track in the garage on repeat and the strokes cause i couldn't stop thinkin about how good it was.

school is hectic and crazy and the weekends are what i live for.which i don't remember.

if you remember it, you were'nt really there.

its been like 9 months and i don't hate your smile.incredible.

angry burritos and angry shoes

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 09:14:50 GMT

look at my shoe.look how pissed off it is. that explains how pissed off i am.

in my wildest dreams, my hand would fall off.

im gunna freak out, with the capital letters and the exclamation points.

do you have any buisness with my shoe? the shoe buisness!

moe, get back into your position.take care of the J buisness.

the shoe is asking for the who!

somebody direct moe with the hoe to the who.

were dancing with the carpet.leave us alone!

you and your leech skirt.its attacking me! this skirt is outta control!

get the angry tools before i explode! hes dying!

ping pong, theres a jet flying into your face.

barf.then eat it.cause the barf is angry.

holy shit.theres alot of grenades goin on. the gremlins are working tonight

i love you marcin

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:27:40 GMT

scratch that.who knows.im done makin decisions.one day at a time.but thats what im leanin towards.at least for a while.

im readin "the 5 people you meet in heaven" and it is amazing.pick it up.

dream man where the fuck are you

tomarrow won't be different, so that is why im leavin

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:42:15 GMT

in 3/4 months im outta here.its been decided and there's no turnin back.

and yea.i don't care about you anymore.the end.

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:57:07 GMT

You ignore me
then you adore me
when I think I'm losing faith
you restore me

you accuse me
then excuse me
Is everything you do meant to confuse me?

It's all right
It's all right
one kiss and I feel all right
It's all right
It's all right
one touch and I feel all right

you criticize and you flatter
I pledge my love to you but it doesn't matter

It's all right
It's all right
one kiss and I feel all right
It's all right
It's all right
one touch and I feel all right

when I saw the light
shining from you
I was totally blinded
Just a shameless fool

It's all right
It's all right
one kiss and I feel all right
It's all right
It's all right
one touch and I feel all right

talkin's fine,if ya got the time.i ain't got no time to spare

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 21:22:23 GMT

im gunna kiss you good an hard tomarrow.

then we are going to do it.

alot.

lovely lovely locket love

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:42:32 GMT

will ya still need me, will ya still feed me when im 64?

i admit it.im impatient.

i sat on the bus with a girl that prides herself on will smith bad boys 2 quotes and how she is painting her bedroom purple with all of her little girlfriends.

my life is amazing.

i get so stupid over you

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 19:09:18 GMT

i am the best drunk-heel-mini-skirt-thigh high wearin skateboarder you've ever seen.

ask anyone who saw me face plant on luke's floor.

you said you wanna see me and you miss me and i slept perfectly last night.

i love you!

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 00:34:38 GMT

last night was perfect zombie weather.really.

the museaum of sience and industry blows.not even the aids were fun.

there was no radio in jasons car so i screamed "she bop" for a good 40 minutes.

i got stars in my eyes.i think im only partly a fool.

midnight showing of the warriors and get to see lovely justin.

later babies

here comes the summer!

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 20:10:50 GMT

i stayed home and got much needed sleep today.

richard is coming home friday with a new record player for me.

i have no school tomarrow and get to see my best buddy ever tonight.

i feel like a million bucks.

IDIOT!

there aint no better way of wastin time

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 02:45:39 GMT

new sn-justcosIeatworms

marks mom and my mom are talking about burning sensations in the kitchen.

he promised he wouldnt hurt me.

i belive it too.

watched child's play 1 an the shining at work today.

bitchin!

the 20th will be the best day march has ever seen.

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wurkle better me my fucking flower girl, and jeez i just really hope me and conor get married.

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA!